I ate a $27 burger

Yes, I ate a $27 burger. Having a $30 groupon made it a little easier to accept, but it was still outrageous. The price was appropriately equally as absurd as the burger and its list of toppings.

The Neil Everett (kitchen sink) Burger from Gilt Club in Portland, OR.

This burger contains: Sesame Seed bun, fries, onion ring, bacon, foie gras, gouda, fried egg, delicious medium patty of painted hills beef, lettuce, a mystery spiced meat, and sauce. 

I attempted, rather unsuccessfully, to cut it in half to see it from the inside. 

Would I order it again? No.

Was it absolutely worth having once? Hell yes.