Is Four Loko not awesomely intoxicating enough for you?
Do you feel trashy drinking out of a 24 ounce can covered in camo?
In case you have that awesome mixture of classy and trashy afflictions, here is the key...
FOUR LOKO MARTINI
2 parts Orange Blend Four Loko (old version preferred, but not necessary)
1 part Vodka (to make it a little sweeter, use whipped cream vodka)
1/2 part blue curaco
1 lime wedge (optional)
Garnish with lime wedge.
Enjoy the nice dark green color and the fierce bite. Also, enjoy waking up in a stranger's back yard.